St. Petersburg, Fla. Police have arrested 51-year-old James Mahoney after he called 911 to find out the status of his tax returns.  Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies say Mahoney called 911 and remained on the phone with the dispatcher while they arrived.  When asked why he replied he was "messed up" according...
An Illinois woman who injected herself with hot beef fat went to the hospital complaining of burning sensations and then died. In attempting to re-create a homemade remedy to wrinkles she had heard of, the unidentified woman boiled beef then drew out the hot beef fat and proceeded to inject...
Archeologist Beatrix Nutz, of the University of Innsbruck, has discovered 600-year-old bras, long before the first bras were thought to have been used, in the 19th century. The discovery of the four linen bras was made while renovating an ancient Austrian castle. "Medieval written sources are rather vague on the topic...
Police in Massachusetts responded to a call of a car on the Whitinsville Golf Club in Northbridge, MA on Tuesday. When police questioned 47-year-old Patricia Maione, she informed them her GPS gave her the wrong directions, to which, she dutifully followed through a cornfield and onto the golf course...
Holly Madison recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts. She claims she did that for herself as well as others who appear on "Peepshow", her Las Vegas production show. She'll be performing in parts of the show topless, which she thinks necessitated the policy. In an...
Washington, D.C. - According to the U.S. Mint, it now costs 2 cents to make 1 penny, so instead of spending your pennies, go trade them in for cash at your local metal scrap yard? Ok, that won't exactly work out so well for you after you figure in the profit...
Bradenton, Fla. - Police have arrested 18-year-old Charles Ross on battery charges after he allegedly gave several people wedgies while apparently video recording the incident. Several of the victims, whom Ross does not know, did not want to press charges out of embarrassment. Ross is known for his own "Jackass" style of...
Los Angeles, CA - Police in Moorpark, Calif. have arrested 40-year-old William Escobar for doing dental work out of his bathroom in his apartment. Investigators started their month-long investigation after one of Escobar's patients complained about swollen gums, having come in for a tooth extraction. When police arrested Escobar, they discovered surgical...
After celebrating its 85th birthday on July 11, 7-11 convenience stores have been circulating photos of its new mashed potato machine. While they admit it does not have the consistency of real mashed potatoes, the "Slurpee" like the machine will dispense mashed potatoes in its new serving cup for...
New York City - Police in New York have arrested NYPD officer Gilberto Valle in a plot to kidnap, cook and then eat the women, something prosecutors have said makes Hannibal Lecter look innocent. According to prosecutors, Valle's wife found disturbing information on the police officer's personal computer and reported it...